The Qwer Old Fella's Marathon Method

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Location:

Tralee,Ireland

Member Since:

Oct 01, 2011

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I've never worn compression socks.

Short-Term Running Goals:

To do a race.

Long-Term Running Goals:

1. Break the world record for the marathon in the 50+ age group, when I'm 50 in 2015.

2. Never wear compression socks.

 

Personal:

Married with two girls (6 and 10).

The Qwer Old Fella's Marathon Method is a four year experiment.

The first year (2012) was about getting back into running, staying off the smokes and booze, while sticking to a healthy eating plan and shedding mountains of lard. All boxes ticked.

Year two (2013 - age: 48) Injured Jan through March. Build back up and work on my 5k speed. Goal 15:45.

Year three (2014) will be about doing my first marathon in the spring. (Just for the experience and on a tough course - maybe Tralee; goal time, 2:30ish.) Then begins the prep work for Berlin 2015

Year four (2015) is all about breaking the world record for the marathon in the 50+ age group - it's only 2:19 :).

The above might sound nuts; it is, but then I'm nuts. Please do not copy any of the training I do: if you do, you are likely to end up running like me - not a good idea.

The idea is to have a laugh along the way. If I fail, I don't know what I'll do - my whole belief system will crumble and I suspect that this little rock might just stop spinning for a couple of seconds. Jakers, I better not fail for all our sakes. That's some burden, even for SuperBam.

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7:30 a.m. 6 miles slow. Probably ran about 8 min pace. Wanted to loosen up the legs for tonights 10 miler, which will include a cheeky little 4 miles at or around lactate threshold.

Was having a chat with the gaffa this morning. Asked her if she fancied doing some of the 5k races in Killarney, which are fast approaching.

'Nah,' she said, giving me one of those looks that suggest I'm pathetic. 'Why would I run 5k when my Sunday long run is 8 miles?'

I explained the whole warm up/cool down thing etc and all the race buzz stuff.

'Warm up and stretching and all that nonsense - nah, I prefer to just put on my trainers and run. I'm not into all that, 'look at me; I'm great,' stuff. Nah, you go run around the park in your shorts like some qwer old eejit, and l'll take the kids for a walk around the park.'

As she went out into the hall, she called back, 'Do you get anything ?'

'Yeah,' I said, 'I suppose, if you're in the first three you'll win something.'

'No, do you get anything for running. You know, like a medal or something?'

'I don't know,' I said, slightly bemused. 'Maybe. But why would you want a medal if you didn't win?'

She didn't answer.

 

6:00 p.m. 8 miles, including 4 miles warm up, 3.5 miles @ lactate threshold, 0.5 mile warm down. Disaster. Garmin played up, so I didn't get mile splits. I knew where the 3 mile mark was and hit that bang on 17 mins - A.P. 5:40, exactly what I was aiming for. I felt comfortable and decided not to up the pace but to finish off with another 5:40, that was until half a mile to go...

Felt like somebody shot me in the stomach: G.I. issues. Stopped in my tracks and did the body-popping shuffle home for the last 800m.

After I sorted out the necessaries, I told the wife what happened.

'I doubt you'll be winning any medals in Killarney, if that happens,' she said. 'That sort of thing never happens to Paula.'

Night Sleep Time: 0.00Nap Time: 0.00Total Sleep Time: 0.00Weight: 132.00
Comments
From Derunzo on Tue, Aug 28, 2012 at 04:45:16 from 24.218.176.97

Ha ha ha..... good stuff! I just read this post with my wife. We had a good laugh. We especially liked the "queer old idiot" line :)

From Jake K on Tue, Aug 28, 2012 at 08:34:22 from 155.100.226.191

hahaha you have to change the title of your blog from "the road" to "queer old idiot" now :-)

From Rachelle on Tue, Aug 28, 2012 at 09:45:02 from 159.212.71.77

haha that is good stuff!

From Bret on Tue, Aug 28, 2012 at 14:29:18 from 64.128.133.66

So you only missed the last half mile of the planned 4 mile LT - - to me that doesn't sound like too much of a disaster. (Would like to see the youtube of the body-popping shuffle) - Good work while it lasted --which was nearly 90% right? Enjoyed your wife's comments - sounds like mine.

From Bam on Tue, Aug 28, 2012 at 14:55:14 from 89.204.234.237

Glad you all enjoyed the gaffa's humour; I have to live with her - that's why I'm a bit of a qwer old eejit.

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