The Qwer Old Fella's Marathon Method

May 16, 2024

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Location:

Tralee,Ireland

Member Since:

Oct 01, 2011

Gender:

Male

Goal Type:

Other

Running Accomplishments:

I've never worn compression socks.

Short-Term Running Goals:

To do a race.

Long-Term Running Goals:

1. Break the world record for the marathon in the 50+ age group, when I'm 50 in 2015.

2. Never wear compression socks.

 

Personal:

Married with two girls (6 and 10).

The Qwer Old Fella's Marathon Method is a four year experiment.

The first year (2012) was about getting back into running, staying off the smokes and booze, while sticking to a healthy eating plan and shedding mountains of lard. All boxes ticked.

Year two (2013 - age: 48) Injured Jan through March. Build back up and work on my 5k speed. Goal 15:45.

Year three (2014) will be about doing my first marathon in the spring. (Just for the experience and on a tough course - maybe Tralee; goal time, 2:30ish.) Then begins the prep work for Berlin 2015

Year four (2015) is all about breaking the world record for the marathon in the 50+ age group - it's only 2:19 :).

The above might sound nuts; it is, but then I'm nuts. Please do not copy any of the training I do: if you do, you are likely to end up running like me - not a good idea.

The idea is to have a laugh along the way. If I fail, I don't know what I'll do - my whole belief system will crumble and I suspect that this little rock might just stop spinning for a couple of seconds. Jakers, I better not fail for all our sakes. That's some burden, even for SuperBam.

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Miles:This week: 0.00 Month: 0.00 Year: 0.00
Easy MilesMarathon Pace MilesThreshold MilesVO2 Max MilesTotal Distance
3.500.000.000.003.50

7:30 a.m. - 3.5 miles progressive. First 2 miles slow and then picked up the pace. That's 40 miles for the week. Although that was quite a big percentage jump in miles, the worn out body handled the load well. Will keep the miles around the 40 mark for the next couple of weeks before easing up to 50 mpw. Pleased that the lard's slipping off.

When I was out this morning, I imagined myself running alongside Jake K in the Philly marathon tomorrow. We we're tearing it up. The African lads were about 100m's ahead of us and failing. Jake was working hard but he looked comfortable. Your old dad felt like he was out for a Sunday morning stroll. Jake didn't know that the old fella next to him was yours truly. I dropped in a cheeky, 'Stick at it, Jake; they're coming back to us.'

He took off his shades and gave me a hard look. I noticed his pumped biceps; even his acronium process has the look of a Greek God.

'Bam,' he said. 'Is that you?'

' 'Tis, lad,' I said. 'Now lets get away after those laggards, up ahead of us.'

We'd just gone through the 22 mile mark and disaster struck. I stopped and Jake pulled away.

'Go get 'em, lad,' I shouted after him.

 I watched as he reeled in the leaders and then eased away from them.

'Come on, soft boy,' a voice came from the crowd. 'You know you want it.'

There was Russ, stood with a Big Mac and Fries in his right hand, smiling like he knew the meaning of life. In his left hand, he held his new pink umbrella that he purchased in Target and now uses to shelter under, when he runs in stormy weather:)

RHR 53

Night Sleep Time: 9.00Nap Time: 0.00Total Sleep Time: 9.00Weight: 160.00
Comments
From ACorn on Sat, Nov 19, 2011 at 16:05:42 from 24.2.76.146

Congrats on the 40 mile week.

Go Jake go!

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